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It was no secret that Xigbar was the oldest of all of the Organization members. His gray hair automatically gave him off. But no one in the Organization talked to him about it, or even MENTIONED it to each other. One day, Demyx began to wonder why.
He ran off looking for the Freeshooter to ask him about it. Pretty soon, he found him, wandering around in the halls like he had absolutely nothing to do.
"Hey, Xiggy..." Demyx started, breathlessly. "How old are you?"
Xigbar blinked and asked nervously, "Uh.... And you want to know, why...?"
"Oh.... Just...Ya know.... Wanna compare...."
Xigbar's eyes narrowed slightly. "Sorry man... I ain't buyin' it."
"Oh, come on, Xiggy!" Demyx begged. "You can't hide what's inside...!" He laughed halfheartedly.
Xigbar rolled his eyes at Demyx and turned to walk away. "Look, man... You're not making any sense right now. I'll see ya later, I guess."
Demyx shrugged. "Whatever. See ya later, old timer."
Xigbar screeched to a stop. His head seemed to rotate 180 degrees as he asked, "What did you just call me...?" His voice was dangerously low. One of his eyes began twitching uncontrolablely.
Demyx shrugged. "I just called you oooooold tiiiimeeeeer...." he said, drawing out the words. He bent over and started to laugh while screaming, "OLD TIMER, OLD TIMER!!!!!"
Click... Click...
"Huh...?" Demyx looked up, surprised. There was a dark shadow on Xigbar’s face. He had both of his guns out, too. "Uh... Oh.." Demyx trailed off. His smile melted off his face and he gulped slightly.
Xigbar snarled as he growled out, "Alright, water boy... You can laugh alright..." He pointed the guns to Demmy's chest. "Let's see how well ya can dance!!!!"
Demyx's pupils shank to the size of rice grains. "W-Wait! Xigbar, I was just-- AGHH!!!!!"
A few minutes later, Demyx was leaning on the wall, gasping for air. His clothes looked like they'd been through a huge paper shredder... Twice.
Xigbar rushed to him, a furious expression on his face. He grabbed Demyx by what was left of his collar, and heaved him up, slamming him against the wall. "Don't EVER call me old timer again!!! YA HEAR ME?! NOT! EVER! A! G'IN!" He slammed Demyx against the wall to emphasis each word.
Demyx by this time was sobbing with fright. "Okay...! Okay, you win!"
Xigbar shoved his face into Demyx's. "SAY IT! Say you won't ever call me old timer again!!!"
“Iwon'tevercallyouoldtimeragain!!!! Iwon'tevercallyouoldtimeragain!!!!!!!!!! </b></u>”
Xigbar dropped him onto the ground. "You got off easy THIS time..." he growled. "Call me that again, and you'll NEVER be able to have kids..." he grumbled.
Demyx gulped, shaking slightly as Xigbar walked off, clinching his fist together, again and again. Suddenly, Xigbar whipped around. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARING AT?!"
"N-N-Noth-"
"Just get out of my sight..." he growled.
Demyx scrambled off, wiping his eyes.
He ran off looking for the Freeshooter to ask him about it. Pretty soon, he found him, wandering around in the halls like he had absolutely nothing to do.
"Hey, Xiggy..." Demyx started, breathlessly. "How old are you?"
Xigbar blinked and asked nervously, "Uh.... And you want to know, why...?"
"Oh.... Just...Ya know.... Wanna compare...."
Xigbar's eyes narrowed slightly. "Sorry man... I ain't buyin' it."
"Oh, come on, Xiggy!" Demyx begged. "You can't hide what's inside...!" He laughed halfheartedly.
Xigbar rolled his eyes at Demyx and turned to walk away. "Look, man... You're not making any sense right now. I'll see ya later, I guess."
Demyx shrugged. "Whatever. See ya later, old timer."
Xigbar screeched to a stop. His head seemed to rotate 180 degrees as he asked, "What did you just call me...?" His voice was dangerously low. One of his eyes began twitching uncontrolablely.
Demyx shrugged. "I just called you oooooold tiiiimeeeeer...." he said, drawing out the words. He bent over and started to laugh while screaming, "OLD TIMER, OLD TIMER!!!!!"
Click... Click...
"Huh...?" Demyx looked up, surprised. There was a dark shadow on Xigbar’s face. He had both of his guns out, too. "Uh... Oh.." Demyx trailed off. His smile melted off his face and he gulped slightly.
Xigbar snarled as he growled out, "Alright, water boy... You can laugh alright..." He pointed the guns to Demmy's chest. "Let's see how well ya can dance!!!!"
Demyx's pupils shank to the size of rice grains. "W-Wait! Xigbar, I was just-- AGHH!!!!!"
A few minutes later, Demyx was leaning on the wall, gasping for air. His clothes looked like they'd been through a huge paper shredder... Twice.
Xigbar rushed to him, a furious expression on his face. He grabbed Demyx by what was left of his collar, and heaved him up, slamming him against the wall. "Don't EVER call me old timer again!!! YA HEAR ME?! NOT! EVER! A! G'IN!" He slammed Demyx against the wall to emphasis each word.
Demyx by this time was sobbing with fright. "Okay...! Okay, you win!"
Xigbar shoved his face into Demyx's. "SAY IT! Say you won't ever call me old timer again!!!"
“Iwon'tevercallyouoldtimeragain!!!! Iwon'tevercallyouoldtimeragain!!!!!!!!!! </b></u>”
Xigbar dropped him onto the ground. "You got off easy THIS time..." he growled. "Call me that again, and you'll NEVER be able to have kids..." he grumbled.
Demyx gulped, shaking slightly as Xigbar walked off, clinching his fist together, again and again. Suddenly, Xigbar whipped around. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARING AT?!"
"N-N-Noth-"
"Just get out of my sight..." he growled.
Demyx scrambled off, wiping his eyes.
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A Xigbar Report
August 18th, 2007
Xemnas is gone, and I, Xigbar, am in charge. Let me note down what has happened so far...
To start, Axel burned down the entire castle, which we have two days to rebuild. He did this by cooking dinner (which as usual was burned), and leaving the gas going on the stove... and then playing with his lighter. Boom goes the kitchen, which quickly spread to the rest of the castle.
Demyx flooded the now non-existent bathrooms, and sent a bushel of title waves speeding down the stairways, into all the main hallways and rooms.
Roxas locked every door in the damn castle, and then locked himself in a closet, crying about how he sho
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Untitled XigDem...Stuff...
It was always the same. He would wake up to a soft tap on his arm, or a barely audible "Hey, Xiggy?" and his eye would adjust to the darkness to see Demyx sitting at the edge of his bed, clutching the sheets with his eyes fixed at the same spot on the floor.
Xigbar would hold out his hand to the younger nobody and pull him close, taking in the familiar warmth of his skin and the scent of his hair.
He would be vaguely aware of the Nocturne squirming and wiggling around to get comfortable, occasionally being bumped in the gut by a stray elbow or knee, all the while waiting patiently for him to relax.
And Demyx would eventually relax, his h
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Things Saix Can No Longer Do
Things Saïx can no longer do
1. I am no longer allowed to use Axel as a punching bag.
2. Neither am I allowed to use Demyx.
3. Or Zexion.
4. Or Roxas.
5. Even if it stops me from killing something furry
6. I am no longer allowed to sing "Can't fight the moonlight".
7. Or quote/hum/whistle it.
8. Deep Meditation is not an excuse for sleeping during meetings.
9. I must not chew Luxords cards to pieces because he beat me at poker.
10. Hes a cheating b*****d does not and will not justify the above statement. I should know he cheats by now.
11. I am not allowed anything even remotely alcoh
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If not, then I'd like to dedicate it to mah friend ! ^-^ Iunno if she'll care or not, but I really appreciate her for willingly digging me out of my creative shell everytime I start getting really shy. =3
Enjoy, I guess! XD;
Lord of the Wings,
~Leah.
--EDIT--
Teh sequel is up! XD
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I'm rambling now. XD;
Anywayz, this is my first fanfic that I ever made, and it's kinda short, but hey, I like it! XD; It's also sorta a test drive to see if I can get this thing down. I hope no one gets hurt along the way! XD; If it comes out looking 'tarded, I'll just delete it and try again. ._.;
If not, then I'd like to dedicate it to mah friend ! ^-^ Iunno if she'll care or not, but I really appreciate her for willingly digging me out of my creative shell everytime I start getting really shy. =3
Enjoy, I guess! XD;
Lord of the Wings,
~Leah.
--EDIT--
Teh sequel is up! XD
[link]
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