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\"Xigbar broke mine.\"
\"Axel! You fail at checkers, and you fail at LIFE!\"
\"HOLY DAVID BOWIE\'S CHEEKBONES BATMAN!\"
Matt: (talking about marshmellows) Hmm, light brown or flaming?
CJ: Oh, are you talking about marshmellows or Britney Spears?
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*runs around room*
Demyx: OMG!!! I WANNA BE 'NVISIBLE TOO!
*Both run around room like chickens without any heads*
I want that WMP skin... but in blue ;D
You're working on it! *hugz*
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Oh and nice background XDDD
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When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as everyone wonders how you did it~
When Life gives you oranges, wave and say hi~
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Me: ZOMG!
Anonymous: O.M.G! Did you just say ZOMG!?
*takes a deep breath* Okay, I'm good. By the way, if you couldn't POSSIBLY tell...I love your desktop. *begs for desktop pic*
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If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.
People always scream "Rape", but no one ever screams "Surprise Butt Sex!"
I'll get it to you soon...ish.
REMIND ME, BISH! D8
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God created man first cuz there's always a rough-draft before that masterpiece.
Love your enemies - it will drive them NUTS!
And then God said, "John, come forth, and receive eternal life!" But John came fifth, and got a toaster. =C
Love for Jesus!
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God created man first cuz there's always a rough-draft before that masterpiece.
Love your enemies - it will drive them NUTS!
And then God said, "John, come forth, and receive eternal life!" But John came fifth, and got a toaster. =C
Love for Jesus!
Recycle bin is SHUNNED. X'D
Thanks - I'll get up the think to the original soon-ish.
And yuh - I told you! XD I'm almost halfway done! 8DDD
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God created man first cuz there's always a rough-draft before that masterpiece.
Love your enemies - it will drive them NUTS!
And then God said, "John, come forth, and receive eternal life!" But John came fifth, and got a toaster. =C
Love for Jesus!
8D Go you!
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When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as everyone wonders how you did it~
When Life gives you oranges, wave and say hi~
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God created man first cuz there's always a rough-draft before that masterpiece.
Love your enemies - it will drive them NUTS!
And then God said, "John, come forth, and receive eternal life!" But John came fifth, and got a toaster. =C
Love for Jesus!
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